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Cleveland Fashion Week Runway Event and Black-Tie Galla: An “Effen” Night To Remember

Having missed the opportunity to attend Cleveland Fashion Week for the last eight years, I was not about to let 2012 get away from me…  *Attend a Fashion show was of course on My Goal List.

As such, the date of this year’s 2012 Fashion Week had been on my calendar since February… but it wasn’t until mid April that I realized the weeks culminating event (the runway show) took place over Mother’s Day weekend….  

“Are you serious,” I said to myself as the realization hit me… “Mother’s Day Weekend!”…

knowing wholeheartedly that I would never pass over my mother for fashion, I almost let this year’s festivities pass me by…That is until an ingenious idea came to me during a mid-week happy hour dinner with my fellow book clubbers……..

“I really want to attend Cleveland Fashion Week but it’s the same weekend as Mother’s Day,”…….

“Oh, are you serious, that sounds so fun”… said Ashley and Danielle…

“Maybe our mom’s would want to go”… I said half jokingly….. “Wait, maybe our mom’s would really want to go” I said.  ”Do you think your mom’s would be interested?”….”What a great Mother’s Day Present that would make…..”  And just like that phone calls were made, plans were confirmed, and tickets ($$$) were purchased to the formal black tie affair which would be held at The Halle Building.  

Though ticketing started at $40, us gals wanted to provide our well deserving mom’s with a full night of glitz and glamour… that meant the purchase of $100 premium tickets.… which were to include a premium open bar cocktail party, VIP Lounge, Shrimp and Crab, Champagne and Chocolates, appetizers and reserved seating for the runway shows……, otherwise known as “we’re taking a taxi home”  

So did the night live up to the expectations……it “Effen” depends…. 

Though I did manage to fight the crowed for an Effen Martini…. Labeling the event a “VIP Cocktail Party” was a far stretch….. the champagne fountain dried up prior to myself or anyone in my party getting a glass. Crab and shrimp were no where to be found… and one of the highlighted food vendors ran out of fare far before my party ever had a chance to feast… that left us dining on bite-sized portions of pasta, and on cheese, meats and veggies….

Well before the fashion show began, patrons began to notice a major shortage of formal stemware….. red plastic cups as far as the eye could see… 

And though I was hoping to score a 3rd drink prior to the runway show, I was confronted with the realization that the place had run dry….  

Despite the food and beverage shortcomings… our entire party managed to scoop up front row seating (with accompanying swag bags) during the hour-long runway show… An experience in and of itself! 

Though its unlikely that i’ll be shelling out big bucks for premium tickets to a future black-tie event, I can see myself opting for the cheaper tickets and enjoying a great show.  

              

*Want a second opinion….. check out Clue Into Cleveland’s guest blog piece written by Cleveland Yogi and PR Guru Elizabeth Grepp…”Fashion Week Cleveland Roundup

The Velvet Tango Room: An Old Fashioned Time….

*Addendum: Congrats Velvet Tango Room for being featured in Esquire Magazine’s 2012 guide to “The Best Bars in America”    What a way to bring visitors into Cleveland!

When is it acceptable for a Cleveland Cheapie to visit an establishment serving $15 martini’s…?? I’ll tell you when … when it’s her 25th  29th birthday…..and when she manages to get there during Happy Hour……….. !!! 

A big thank you to all who joined me last week at the Velvet Tango Room…..

Though I had heard such great things about the place, the price tag always kept me away.  Thank goodness for my birthday… the only day of the year where I feel remotely worthy of a luxury beverage….*A luxury beverage discounted to $10 (up until 7 p.m.)  

Centered between Ohio City and Tremont, this little building has such an unassuming exterior that a passerby might walk right past and never notice the speakeasy inspired establishment inside…  How unfortunate for them …mere steps inside and they would find free cheese, bread and oils as well as a cocktail menu so vast that I drew a blank and had to go with my standard….*The Nick Surprise……… 

Though my Caipirinha was interesting… Nick’s Old fashioned had more appeal… and being that it was my birthday, he actually obliged my request to switch drinks…. something I like to refer to as “The Birthday Miracle.”  As if that wasn’t enough, the three piece jazz band actually swooped me away from my table for a one-on-one “Happy Birthday” Serenade… 

So thank you for an enjoyable Happy Hour Birthday extravaganza, Velvet Tango Room…..Maybe I’ll see you again at 26 30……… 

Outdoor Yoga in Rocky River Park is Here!

Summertime, and the Living’s Easy….. At least it will be if I continue to get out of bed on Saturday Mornings…..

How great it was to attend my first session of outdoor yoga on the Rocky River Park Pier….80 Degrees and sunshine…

The Donation based class taught by Marcia of Pink Lotus Yoga is absolutely the best way to kick-start my day…. That view, that fresh air… 

And this summer’s 2012 schedule is going to allow me to maximize my enjoyment… A secondary Sunday morning class has been added along with Tuesday and Friday sessions in Lakewood Park…. 

*Click HERE to learn more about Outdoor Yoga at Rocky River Park 

Namaste Yogi’s…. 

Ohio City Dining at Market Garden Brewery

Having heard ongoing hype about Market Garden Brewery, I quite honestly felt like the last Clevelnder to visit the place.  So when a few gals were headed there last Friday night I jumped at the opportunity to join…

My perception of the place was right on…. good beer, decent food and a price point that was on par with what I’ve become accustomed to paying at an Ohio City locale…”$25 on 25th”   

And though the interior decor was pleasing to the eye, and the carpeting pleasing to the hand….(the underside of my table was carpeted!)…….. I couldn’t help but envy the twenty-somethings who managed to secure themselves a seat on that perfect outdoor patio… what a great patio… 

Hoping to secure myself a spot during an up and coming Sunday Morning brunch…….(Heard some great things about those $15 bottomless Mimosa’s…)

*Added bonus for the always available free parking located behind the West Side Market

       

       

        

       

       

        

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Giant Eagle Market District Foodie Friday

Last summer I was visiting a friend in Columbus when she suggested we go to Giant Eagle for dinner…  Confusion struck my face…

“You’ll see,” she said… 

That little trickster… she didn’t take me to Giant Eagle.. she took me to Giant Eagle Market District, a shopping and dining experience like no other..„

So last week when I visited that same friend and she suggested that we hit up “Foodie Friday” I didn’t flinch.. I simply hopped in the car with a smile on my face and waited in anticipation as we spent 20 minutes circling the parking lot… *We were not the only ones attending this event….

Once inside, I was not disappointed…..$7 bought me a wine glass ($1) six wine samples and accompanying food pairings…  A cheap, fun and delicious way to spend my evening….

Why… If only we had a Market District in Cleveland…  Perhaps something near Strongsville…..

Parallax Restaurant & Lounge: A Happy Hour Indeed…

Parallax Restaurant & Lounge….An upscale Tremont restaurant that I managed to successfully dine at without breaking the bank… Thank you Parallax Happy hour…  

Those willing to sit bar side from 5 to 7 can enjoy a discounted drink while feasting on the free Spicy Wasabi Pea’s and bread and herb dipping Oil….  And though the freebies were delicious enough… Nick and I were interested in putting the happy hour menu to the test…..     

Mussels ($7), Oyster Shooters ($8), Cucumber Maki ($4) and Spicy Tuna ($5) Sushi Roll,  Sesame Seaweed Salad ($4), Spicy Tuna Burger & Shoe String fries ($10) accompanied by a Lucid Absinthe ($6) and fine red wine ($6).  

Overall Consensus:  Quite delicious…. I could dine on that spicy tuna burger for the rest of my life.  And though I ordered the oyster shooters like a pro.. I must admit I was totally shocked when out came two oysters in shot glasses filled with vodka… So naive Bethany, so naive…  And though my little oyster was quite tasty and left me with an unexpected yet pleasantly warm feeling….. i’ll likely put the $8 toward a heartier menu selections during my next visit… 

Thank you Parallax for filling our belly’s while leaving our wallets full..

BethanyBe Recapping the month of April

Another April has come and gone… and happened oh so quickly..

Here are my top moments of the month: 

  1. I was finally able to tell the world that Baby Puhlman is on the way!  Congrats to my sister and her husband on their first child… I’m going to be an aunt! 
  2. Excitement and horror as I watched my friends cross the “Electrifying” Tough Mudder finish line… 
  3. Excitement and horror as I spent several nights with Christian Grey
  4. Dyngus Day celebration
  5. Dined at Players on Madison, Battery Park Wine Bar and La Bodega 
  6. Dined at my first ever vegan dinner party… and actually enjoyed it! 
  7. Attended Tuesday night Cleveland Improv Jam at Sullivan’s 
  8. Eggshelland Easter Tradition continued…
  9. Bachelorette celebration 1 took us to what I now consider to be Warren’s best kept garage secret.. Poleaddix.. who would have thought…..
  10. Bachelorette celebration 2 took us to Pickwick & Frolic for the Jo Koy Comedy Show
  11. Happy Observer of Cleveland’s first ever Charity Urban Iditarod

Here are my least favorite moments of the Month: 

  1. Bachelorette Party number 1 made me realize that it is no longer appropriate to reveal my real age while frequenting college bars..
  2. Bachelorette Party number 2 made me realize that it is no longer appropriate to visit West 6th street after 9:00 p.m. 
  3. My last full month of 28 has ceased… 
  4. Bethany Bethinking is still slacking with new content

Bargain of the Month: 

After Easter Cadbury Mini-Eggs:  Six bags for $9… yummy… 

                      

Apartment Decorating: $30 DIY Mosaic Table

Since 2010, I was on a massive search for an outdoor bistro set that wouldn’t break the bank.   I refused to pay $150, which was the standard rate for these 3-piece table sets…  

Oh..the hours I spent shopping, the muscles I sprained in my fingers from scouring Craigslist.. but finally…finally I scored a beauty for $80..

So you can imagine my horror when I visited my friend Jen and saw her DIY mosaic which she busted out for under $30… Utter disbelief and jealousy. 

How….how is that possible I asked: 

  • Hand-me-Down Table:  Free 
  • Home Depot Tile Pieces: $0.50 a piece 
  • Grout… $5
  • Spray Paint… $5 to $10  

But how, how did you concoct this masterpiece I asked:  

Placing whole tile pieces inside of an old pillow case, she slugged those babies with a hammer… *Note, use a cutting board or another hard slab of wood as a silencer… (The initial noise could have warranted the police.) 

From there, navy blue spray paint was used on the wrought iron frame and accompanying four chairs…

Lastly, simple time and patience was needed to piece together and grout these little tiles pieces…

Thank you Jen for restoring my faith in decor recycling.. you epitomized the saying, “a little determination goes a long way!” 

Cleveland Restaurant Week: Players on Madison

Oh Cleveland Restaurant week… Thank you for allowing me (Nick) to finally afford dinner at Players on Madison, where $34 a piece bought us each an appetizer, salad and entree…

Certainly $34 a person isn’t a cheap meal, but considering the al a carte cost sans the yearly promotion, this was quite an opportune time to dine…

Having heard that this was rather fancy fare, I was anticipating eating a beautifully small meal and stocking up on a sandwich once I got home… So pleasantly surprised when I left with my pants unbuttoned…. Delicious bread with garlic butter….a calamari appetizer that was large enough for the table, though managed to completely fit into my belly…a great ceaser and certainly a shrimp pasta course so large that the majority came home with me…..

You did not disappoint Players on Madison… and though I won’t be able to afford you on a recurring basis.. you’ll see me from 5 to 7 dining bar side during your $5 happy hour deal.

*Talk about secret garden in the city… can’t wait to get on that outdoor patio..

Oh Tough Mudder, Make my Heart Flutter….

A big congratulations goes out to everyone who competed in today’s Tough Mudder challenge which was held in Amherst. Boasted as being “The toughest event on the planet,” this weekend’s event covered 12 miles and 27 obstacles ranging from ice-cold water swimming, wall-climbing, fire-walking and an electric shock course….What an accomplishment these people must have felt at the finish line…

Though I’m never happy about attending an event that requires a death waiver… I must say that I enjoyed being a spectator….And i’m so incredibly proud of my friends who made it to the end…

*Event proceeds go to the Wounded Warrior Project